ephemeralchemex

Oh, the jobs people work at!

Out west, near Hawtch-Hawtch, there’s a Hawtch-Hawtcher Bcc-Watcher.

His job is to watch…

is to keep both his cyes on the lazy town bee.

A bee that is watched will work harder, you see.

Well…. he watched and he watched.

But, in spite of his watch,

that bee didn’t work any harder. Not mawtch.

So then somebody said,

“Our old bec-watching man

just isni t bec- watching as hard as he can.

He ought to be watched by another Hawtch-Hawtcher!

The thing that we noed is a Bec. Watcher-Watcher!”

WELL…

The Bee-Watcher-Watcher watched the Bee-Watcher.

He didn’t watch well. So another Hawtch-Hawtcher had to come in as a Watch-Watcher- Watcher!

And today all the Hawtchers who live in Hawtch-Hawtch are watching on Watch-Watcher- Watchering- Watch, Watch-Watching the Watcher who’s watching that bee.

You’re not a Hawtch-Watcher. You’re lucky, you see!